When she blew on the Nintendo game cartridge and it worked on the first try, I knew she was the one for me 😍
I wouldn’t survive in prison 😓
I don’t even like dropping the soap when I’m alone in my own shower.
Out with my girl
Took my girlfriend out for dinner, said I love you, she didn’t see me looking at my pizza when I said it 🍕
Now it’s awkward when we get off the phone.
Sex without feelings is just using someone else’s body for masturbation
A joke a day keeps the gloom away
Okay so for the good part of the last two years I visited my local JP and had some blood tests done with no results and I have given up on trusting doctors around here so I done some internet research and within 10 minutes found out that I’m hypersensitivity and can’t intake raw fruits as I’m allergy to them unless its cooked or processed.
Lesson here is never trust the doctors and do some research for yourself….
🎶The person who makes me breathe, there’s only one person who is deeply engraved in my heart. 🎶
🎶The person who lives in my tears, there’s only one person who I’ve hidden my heart🎶
🎵You’re the only one🎵
🎵I love You🎵
🎵My unforgettable love🎵
🎵My happy love🎵
🎶Love is, love is, love is, love is…. Feeling🎶
A Dish Best Served Cold
Tis Death’s Park, where he breeds life to feed him. Cries of pain are music for his banquet.
Me, me in the deep blue seas
Is it me or am i lost in a sea, were no one can understands me, no one hears me, no one can touch me.
Me, me, in the deep blue seas…